One of Jeff's favorite channels is the NFL Network. Now, really, the football "season"--and I'm talking about actual games that count for the record--lasts from early September through mid-January. Sounds like a pretty good gig to me. These sportscasters work for four and a half months, with the next five and a half months off. Right???? OH NO!!!

This year, of course, the off-season has been even more exciting because of Brett Favre's indecision about his retirement. Will he or won't he? Grown men are holding their breath waiting for him to decide! And, don't forget Ben Roethlisberger (affectionately called "Worthlessberger" in our house) and the motorcycle helmet debacle. They are STILL talking about how that accident, months ago, will affect his play this fall! Good grief!! If you ask me, any guy who is dumb enough to ride a motorcycle without a helmet probably didn't have much in his head worth protecting in the first place!
And then there's always the excitement of the NFL "ne'er-do-wells", who manage to beat up their girlfriends, kill their chauffeurs, or impregnate four different women and skip out on child support. I think they could have an entire reality show entitled "America's Most Wanted NFL Stars"! Oh, and what's up with all the female sideline reporters? I thought football was "guy time" when they could scratch where it itched and burp to their hearts' content. Now I wonder if they all aren't watching for the sexy sideline gals with the pearly white teeth and perfect skin.
A few mornings ago as Jeff and I were preparing for the day, I listened briefly to the chatter on the TV--it was the NFL Network, of course. Do you realize from how many directions those "analysts" can analyze a sprained ankle or a torn

All this leaves me wondering: how did football fans survive before 24/7 sports coverage, instant replay, and illegal end zone celebrations? Surely the daily sports page and evening news weren't enough to satisfy the endless hunger for all-things football? Now there is so much other junk out there, you can hardly just enjoy the game any more. What's next?? In-depth analysis of the new officials' uniforms?? Oh right, they already did that.........
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All right - well we're still too poor for cable and now I'm glad!!!! Four men in our house - each like a different team - YIKES!! I give up - I'll watch Anne of Green Gables instead!! :) LOL!!
A lengthy post about football and no mention of college football? What family did you grow up in?
I think I would enjoy sports more if the commentators didn't find it necessary to talk the entire time. My husband is too restless to actually sit through a televised sporting event. He is also too tight with the budget to actually purchase a sport channel. How blessed I am!
I actually had to wait for the Monday night football game to be over before we went to the hospital to give birth to Bryant. He was born 20 minutes after we arrived. Truth be told though I admire anyone that can understand it all and wish I could.
I actually had to wait for the Monday night football game to be over before we went to the hospital to give birth to Bryant. He was born 20 minutes after we arrived. Truth be told though I admire anyone that can understand it all and wish I could.
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