Payton Mom, does God have a conscience?
Mom (wishing dad was home!) I don't know.
Payton Well, doesn't our conscience tell us the difference between right and wrong, and since God doesn't sin, he wouldn't need a conscience, right? He already knows what's right and wrong without a conscience.
Mom (breathing a huge sigh of relief) Yep! That sounds good to me.
Payton Mom, do you know what my biggest fear is?
Payton When I get to heaven, if God sneezes, what will I say to him?