Driving to school the other day, we were behind an elderly man driving VERY slowly. At the same time, we were listening to the local christian radio station, which was running a story on how to conserve gas since the prices are rising rapidly. One of their suggestions was always driving the speed limit or slower to conserve gas.
Payton, great thinker that he is, piped up from the backseat:
"Now I know why Grammy and Grandpop and other elderly people have so much money. They all drive slow, which saves gas and gives them lots of money for other things."