Fifty Nifty United States---mottos

My apologies to anyone who is very state-loyal and might be offended by these but they are just too funny not to pass on. Enjoy!

Alabama
Heck, yeah we have electricity!

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

Arizona
Yes, but it's a dry heat.

Arkansas
Literacy ain't everythang.

California
By the age of thirty, our women have more plastic than your Honda.

Colorado
If you don't ski, don't bother.

Connecticut
Just like Massachusetts, only smaller.

Delaware
We really do like the chemicals in our water.

Florida
Ask us about our grandkids and our voting skills.

Georgia
We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism.

Hawaii
Haka tiki mou sh'ami leeki toru
(Death to mainland scum. Leave your money.)

Idaho
We're more than just potatoes. Okay, we're not, but the potatoes are real good.

Illinois
Please, don't pronounce the "S".

Indiana
Two Billion Years and still tidal-wave free

Iowa
We do amazing things with corn.

Kansas
First of the rectangle states

Kentucky
Five million people, fifteen last names

Louisiana
We're not ALL Cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign.

Maine
It's really cold, but we have cheap lobster.

Maryland
If you can dream it, we can tax it.

Massachusetts
Our taxes are lower than Sweden 's but our senators are more corrupt.

Michigan
First line of defense against the Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... and 10 zillion mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come visit and feel better about your home state!

Missouri
Your flood relief tax dollars at work

Montana
Land of the big sky, the unibomber, right-wing wackos, and honest elections

Nebraska
Ask about our state motto contest!

Nevada
Home of hookers and poker

New Hampshire
Go away and leave us alone!

New Jersey
You want a freakin' motto? I got yer freakin' motto right here!

New Mexico
Lizards make excellent pets!

New York
You have the right to remain silent and the right to an attorney but no right to self defense!

North Carolina
Tobacco is a vegetable.

North Dakota
We really are one of the fifty states!

Ohio
At least we're not Michigan!

Oklahoma
Just like the play but without singing.

Oregon
Spotted owl....it's what's for dinner!

Pennsylvania
Cook with coal!

Rhode Island
We're not REALLY an island.

South Carolina
Remember the Civil War? Well, we haven't actually surrendered yet!

South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas
Se hable Ingles?

Utah
Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!

Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia
Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?

Washington
Our governor is a worse criminal than your governor!

West Virginia
One big happy family...really!

Wisconsin
Come cut the cheese!

Wyoming
Where men are men and sheep are scared!

The District of Columbia
The work-free drug place