Courtesy of Payton, naturally!
Tonight, as we were working on getting out the Christmas decorations, the ball of mistletoe became a topic of discussion. Since we are in a new house this Christmas, we were trying to figure out where everything should go and were talking about potential mistletoe-hanging spots. This conversation ensued:
Jeff: Payton, I'm going to take the mistletoe to school tomorrow and hang it right above your locker.
Payton: That's a good idea, dad!
Jeff: Really? (obviously not the reaction he was expecting!)
Payton: Yeah! I'll charge for kisses and I'll make a killing!