Payton: Mom, I think our fish are Jewish. (referring to the goldfish that mysteriously appeared while I was in Costa Rica and REFUSE to die! Everybody else I know has 24-hour goldfish but not me! Mine seem to be related to Jack Bauer!)
Mom: Really? Why do you think they're Jewish?
Payton: Because they haven't eaten in a few days--I think they gave up eating for Lent.
hmmmm.............I think we have a little religious education to tend to over here.