Seriously??

Okay, I admit it took me a while to get on the Crocs bandwagon.  Once I did, I was thrilled with my Mary Janes or some version of Mary Janes that it doesn't appear they make any more.  I wear them ALL. THE. TIME.  I would wear them all winter but my poor mother would have heart failure that I wasn't wearing them with "nylons" or, worse yet, socks!  She would tell me "It's just uncouth, Jennifer."  (I love you mom!)

However, I have to draw the line at these (below).  There are almost too many things wrong here to list.  Can you imagine the sweaty feet?  Oh. my. word.

Now these are cute.  These look downright toasty.  Even these don't look so bad in...well....PLASTIC!  But seriously, do people wear these? (Somebody at Mattel should check on copyright infringement.  I swear I had these for my Barbie when I was younger.)  And what about these? (I think I saw them in the Sunday paper coupon insert last week!)  Yikes!

That being said, if you buy a pair, I'll still love ya!  But I'll warn ya right now, I might be snickering too!