8.01.2007

And we digress.........

It's been two days. Just two days of football and already we've digressed.

Exhibit A: Our dinner conversation this evening.

Jeff: Payton are you all ready to go?
Payton: I still have to put my jock on. I wonder if I should wear boxers or briefs when I play football?
Jeff: Okay, Payton, we can talk about it later.
Jen, the obedient wife: I wonder why it's called a jock?
Payton: Mom, it's because jocks wear them.
Brooke and Jen simultaneously: Maybe, but is a jock a jock because he wears a jock or is a jock a jock because a jock wears one?

Or, maybe they were invented by an athletic frenchman named "Jacques Strap"?

Yeah--we're deep like that around here.

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