Since it's St. Patrick's Day and I'm part-Irish, I thought I would help you feel lucky today and give you a bonus post!
Jeff and Payton were on their way out the door for a quick game of P-I-G after dinner. This is how their conversation went.
P: Dad, can we play a quick game of P-I-G?
J: Sure, you must want to get beat!
P: Dad, I've beat you before!
J: Have you beat me or have I let you beat me?
P: Dad, pride goeth before a fall, you know.
All that Bible verse memorization is obviously paying off!