After being asked why he was rolling his pizza cheese into little balls, one boy explained "Oh I do this with all my pizza cheese. It makes it less greasy."
:::::::"Hey, have you guys ever put a straw in your armpit and then blown on it? It makes a really cool noise."
:::::::"Oh yeah, I can kinda whistle. I do it all the time."
:::::::"Yo dude, that road is named 'Bottom Road'!!" (followed by hilarious laughter, of course.)
:::::::And, last but not least, we were serenaded with the timeless tunes of Al Yankovich, who seems inexplainably popular with fifth-grade boys these days. We heard I Got it on E-bay and Constipated and, of course, Livin' in an Amish Paradise.
Boys.........ya gotta love 'em!