I had the misfortune of needing to go to Wal-mart yesterday. As is typical, I couldn't find what I needed because, naturally, it wasn't where it usually is.
After wandering around for a few minutes, I saw a man wearing the always-recognizable blue vest and walked over to him and asked if he knew where I could find what I was looking for.
He looked at me confused and said "What?'
I repeated my question, and he mumbled "No understand."
I sighed (probably too loudly) and walked away. Then I chuckled quietly as I realized it was no small irony that I had been looking for an AMERICAN flag.
If you would like to live here and work here (legally please) and take advantage of all this wonderful country has to offer, please learn to speak the language. Thank you.