
- Body weight
- Type of alcohol consumed
- Food intake
Following generalized guidelines may result in using alcohol-tainted milk, but with Milkscreen Mom can ensure that her breast milk is alcohol free.
Ummm......why not just abstain from drinking while nursing?? Now there's a novel idea!
The LENA Digital Language Processor (DLP) weighs just 2 ounces, but captures up to 16 hours of talk and is durable enough to last for years! It fits snugly and unobtrusively into a pouch on the front of your child’s LENA clothing. Using optimal acoustic quality, it collects the sounds and words that your child says and hears. The LENA software analyzes this data, generating easy-to-read reports so you can track your child’s development. These reports let you see adult word count, as well as conversational turns — those moments when you speak to your child and your child responds, and vice versa.
Obviously these people never met a VeStrand child. This thing wouldn't have enough memory space for my kids. No talking delays in our house. They still haven't stopped talking and they are 15, 12, 10, and 8!But I think this one takes the cake!

The saddest part of all is that people will actually spend good money on this stuff. Unbelievable!
3 comments:
I saw that book on the news and was going to blog about it!!!! You stinker, you beat me to it!!!!!
How funny!!
That's crazy!!
Rachel
Absolutely nothing to do with your post - but my Mom is here and says "hi" =]
Saw some of those things on the Early Show - we are a truly odd society!
tamera
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