I am DEFINITELY not that hip, cool gal tooling around town in that hip, cool 2001 blue Nissan Altima with that hip, cool duct tape holding the driver's side window shut. Just in case you think you saw me. I will definitely NOT be wearing very dark, very large sunglasses and sliding down in the seat just a little bit farther. Nope. Not I.
(And just in case any of you smarty pants out there think it should be "duck tape", go here.)
By the way, I'm on to some of you. I know you (and you KNOW who you are) are just lying in wait to catch me in a grammatical or spelling error. I hope you aren't holding your breath; however, for the record, if and when that happens, I will totally admit that I was wrong. You know there's that little verse about "pride going before destruction" and all.......
3 comments:
I have to admit that I have used duct tape in the past, myself, to hold my sideview mirror to the outside of my car door (after an un-insured deer hit me!).
looks like early signs of dementia to me!
I wish I'd have taken your first paragraph a little more seriously.
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