Courtesy of Payton (who else?)
"Mom, when I get older, I'm gonna get a man purse."
Trying not to visibly wince (I will admit that the words "man" and "purse" just don't belong in the same sentence, in my opinion.), I asked him why.
"Well, I will need it to carry my wallet, my cologne, my books, and my Sharpie, so that I will have something to write with when people ask for my autograph."
Oh my.........I'm not sure if I should be thankful for his good self-esteem or working on his humility! But at least, he'll smell good, either way!