This morning, as I was once again trying to comb Sawyer's mop of hair (are you noticing a theme here?), he took one look in the mirror and said
"Thanks, mom, I look like a nerd!"
I tried to remain calm and gave it another try, attempting to remove all vestiges of "nerdiness" from his appearance. When I finished, he turned to look in the mirror again, sighed heavily, and said
"Thanks, mom. Now I look like a JUMBO nerd."
I give up.