
Customer: Hey, C, take that mask off. The sign says you can't wear your mask into the store.
Cashier: Why don't you take yours off? Yours is worse than mine!
Customer: Yeah? Well I'll go home and get my teeth. Then I could be Dracula.
Cashier: Want to borrow MY teeth?
By now it was my turn to check out. Thankfully. I stepped up to the register, trying to elbow Sawyer so he would stop gawking. At the same time, an OLDER lady walked up behind us and said "Peace, man." to Sawyer. In true Sawyer fashion, he didn't utter a word, just gave her the peace sign and looked away. She laughed at him, then nudged me and said "That was us just a few years ago, huh?"
WHAT? After I picked my jaw up off the floor, I said "Not me. Thank you very much." And pushed Sawyer out the door!
Then, to top it all off, as we drove to their home, we passed the Gamber Firehouse with its lovely sign proclaiming "Carroll's Best Bingo." Yikes! Who says all the rednecks live in Frederick County!?!
2 comments:
well I guess you won't enjoy the birthday present I was going to give you....BINGO at the firehouse! LOL
very good
Walatra G Sea
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