why we all fall for those 100-calorie pack things? Why don't we just buy the big bag/box, which is almost always cheaper, and then put three crackers/cookies/etc. in a plastic baggie?
why women's....ahem....undergarment manufacturers put silky bows and little flowers smack in the center of their....ahem....products? I mean, seriously, if you are a DD, or even a AA, do you really and truly want that little bump poking through your cute Gap tee shirt?
why, when I am paying $11.49/pound for meat at the deli, can't the clerk take two extra seconds to actually CLOSE the ziploc bag? I don't enjoy dried out cheese or ham that has assumed a grayish color. Am I asking too much?
why people feel compelled to paint Bible verses, in CURSIVE, on their black metal mailboxes? I mean do they really and truly believe that the mailman or, for that matter, anyone driving by is going to care--that is IF they can even read the scribble?
And while I'm on the subject of Bible verses, why is it that whenever people are convicted to bless passersby with a verse of scripture, they always choose the verses that assure hellfire and damnation? Maybe it's just me, but I can't help but wonder if painting (and probably misspelling) "The wages of sin is death!" on a piece of plywood in your front yard is really what God had in mind when he told us to make disciples??
why, after I've spent nearly $100 on who knows what, do I have to show my receipt to the sweet old lady at Wal-mart? I mean, really and truly, she can't possibly know for certain as she swipes her bright yellow highlighter down my receipt that everything I paid for is in my bag. I'm sorry but I think that whole "check your receipt as you leave the store" thing is BUNK of the highest order!
There you have it--a window into my freaky-but-ever-inquiring mind the past few days. Your thoughts??