10.28.2008

Not I Monday........on Tuesday

Okay, okay, I'm still a little behind but I made GREAT progress yesterday--at work and at home--and I am feeling like I have successfully navigated "re-entry". Never mind that it took me more than a week. Yikes!! I HATE that "nothing is getting finished" feeling.

Anyway, this will be the "Not I" Chicago edition since I haven't blogged since our great trip to the Windy City.

While in Chicago, I definitely did NOT eat the remainder of a piece of chocolate mousse cheesecake from here for breakfast. That would definitely NOT be a nutritious way to start a day of marathon shopping. Nope. Not I.

While in Chicago, I definitely did NOT find myself on the floor at 3 a.m. after rolling too close to the edge of the futon. That would mean I was clumsy and disoriented. Nope. Not I.

While in Chicago, I most definitely did NOT respond to a lovely, young misguided soul wearing a Greenpeace shirt in a possibly not-so-nice way. She merely asked me "You love polar bears and want to stop global warming, don't you?" And I absolutely did not bark right back saying "No. And all that global warming stuff is a bunch of bunk." Nope. Not I. Who in their right mind uses the word "bunk" in daily conversation, after all? Certainly not I.

Finally, while in Chicago, I certainly did NOT leave my eyeglasses on the hotel room floor and not realize it until the following night when I removed my contacts and couldn't see a blessed thing. I did NOT then have to call the aforementioned hotel (NOT the home of the futon, by the way) and ask them kindly to mail said eyeglasses to my home so I could see after 10 p.m. Nope. Not I.

What about you? Any "Not I" moments in your life in the past couple weeks?? Come on now! Be HONEST!

2 comments:

Steph said...

when you said you didn't eat the chocolate cheesecake from HERE...for a second I thought HERE was going to be your trash can...then I remembered whose blog I was reading!

Marzola Happenings said...

I did not buy an entire cheesecake from Juniors in NYC and want to eat it all by myself. No way! Not I! I would NEVER consider NOT sharing. :)